00:10
Promoter Rustin today, shocking the Wildcard world by imposing a forced draft. 

00:15
Now, Locke and Bolgar each have to play with half the other guy's team. 

00:18
We're talking robots and meat puppets on the same side, on the same bench, and in the same bed. 

00:23
There's nothing about beds in here. 

00:24
Well, not prohibited. Okay, so look out for the sock on the doorknob. 

00:27
Okay, let's stick to what we do know. 

00:29
Oh, I know. 

00:30
A combine will take place for all the summons to show their stuff to the other champion. Now, Gareth, how does this affect Locke's gameplay? 

00:36
Oh, by sucking? 

00:38
Because this sucks. Locke's team was engineered by the best minds on Chronos - NWA, Nerds with Attitude. Now he has to hand half of them over to Beardo McMahon, bun's fleet architect. 

00:47
But it goes both ways, okay? Because Locke can draft Bolgar's most powerful creature, his rescue pet. 

00:53
My dude, this is Wildcard. This is not some charity for mutant antelopes, okay? And Jot Rustin. Hey there, boss. Love the cumberbun. 

00:59
You smell incredible. 

01:00
Nobody pulls off a cumberbun like you, boss. Jot did this to save Bolgar from annihilation. 

01:05
Okay, but if Bolgar's creatures are so weak, why did the Chronians rip them off? 

01:09
Rip them oh, here we yeah. 

01:11
Because Fendor is an exact copy of Lumph. 

01:14
They ain't playing like copies, though, are they, Reno? 

01:16
Not exactly. 

01:17
No, they ain't. If anything, Bolgar is going to draft Fendor, kick Lumph over to Locke's team, let him suck over there. Did I mention that this sucks? 

01:25
Many times. Okay, but how about sport? 

01:29
Oh, my gosh. No, thank you. I've had lunch. 

01:31
No sports. What? 

01:33
Move. That's a talent no engineer on Chronos has been able to copy. Don't you think Locke would be crazy not to draft him? 

01:40
Reno, you do know where mushrooms grow. 

01:43
I'm not talking about that. 

01:44
I'm gonna give you a hint. It's on the ground, but it's next. 

01:46
To the let's get back. If you escape the rest of the. 

01:49
Day, everyone looks at you like you. 

01:50
Just escaped from a hospital. 

01:52
How do you even know what that look is? 

01:53
I've been around some hard places, Reno. I don't talk about it to protect you because you're soft and I'm hard and rugged. Like the trail. 

02:02
That's it. I'm calling it. Time of segment death, 11:52. This has been wild. 

02:08
Got you. 

02:09
You did get me. And it was quite scary. 

02:13
It's loud. 

02:13
Loud? You've never been told that? Very loud. Sometimes. 

02:18
Feel better. 

02:18
Power comes in silence. 

02:19
Oh. Whoa. 

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