WILDCARD BROADCAST NETWORK, EPISODE 3 - THE COMBINE

SHow Notes

The heart-pounding excitement continues in this cosmic arena! Goodlander and Saunders bring their A-game, keeping the energy levels sky-high. As the arena action unfolds, the madness ensues, with Locke and Bolgar forced to draft half of their teams from the other roster, all thanks to the ingenious twist by none other than Jot Rustin. The introduction of Gorrit, a formidable contender, raises the stakes even higher, leaving everyone wondering how this unexpected player will impact the game. The anticipation reaches its peak as the arena lights up, promising a show-stopping performance. Get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises, cheers, and a touch of cosmic chaos!

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00:05
Combine - verb - to mix elements from different sources. 

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Combine - noun - an athletic exhibition before draft. 

00:11
We're rocking both definitions today. 

00:13
Good lander, Saunders. 

00:15
She's got a dictionary. 

00:17
And Plagiarizing. 

00:18
It was his idea, that's teamwork. 

00:22
Which is something they're going to need. 

00:23
Down in the arena if we're going. 

00:24
To get through this bonkers day. 

00:26
Bonkers. Because Locke and Bolgar each have to draft half of their team from the other roster. Thank you, Jot Rustin, for that and. 

00:34
For the beautiful espresso machine. 

00:36
It's so good. Rich and smooth. 

00:39
Speaking of rich and smooth, check out this guy. 

00:43
Locke, the crony and champ. Wondering how much precious hardware he has. 

00:47
To give away to that confirmed bachelor. 

00:50
Okay, bullgard doesn't look any happier about it than Locke. 

00:53
Who knows? 

00:53
That's just his wrestling love above a bitch face. 

00:56
OOH, here's Dan. 

00:59
How can he not love her? 

01:01
God, he smacks you on the entries. 

01:03
And blasts you from mid-range with that arm cannon. 

01:05
Oh, would I want one of those? 

01:07
I think I'd rather have a leg cannon. 

01:08
You have no aim with a leg cannon. 

01:10
And what hole did this guy crawl out of? 

01:13
Gorrit, the battling ape? 

01:15
I don't think any Chronian would hate to see him on our, I mean, their team. 

01:20
I have no scare in the not at all. None whatsoever. 

01:23
Of course not. 

01:24
I don't gamble. 

01:25
Not at all. 

01:25
I've seen it. 

01:26
You want to bet? 

01:28
And here comes Fendor Aka. Way better Lumph. 

01:32
No one calls him that. But by far the biggest controversy of these games is Fendor, the Chronian replica of Lubabub defensive player Lumph. 

01:40
I mean, some even say Fendor is a superior player. 

01:43
Only everyone says that. And you're about to see why. 

01:46
Put your 3D glasses on, because here comes the show. Get the popcorn out and prepare to be obtained. 

01:53
I just hope that you're about to eat your word. I wouldn't look forward it's about to happen. There is it? 

02:03
My God. 

02:07
Okay, you're right. Gareth, I'm amazed. Fendor just smashed himself into the arena wall. 

02:12
Is it a bunch of little pieces? Somebody get a broom. 

02:15
Never seen anything like this isn't your job. I don't even think there's a broom. Okay. 

02:21
Well, my county Fendor okay, well, my. 

02:24
Co-host is freaking out, and our studio is jacked, so maybe now's a good time to say goodbye from catalog. Close.